My initial thought was Frankenstein's monster because he has been dead and alive and alive again. But the more I think about it, I am thinking he might be better off providing legal counsel for the zombies.
Ann Coulter is a shoo in to address the zombies because she is so scrawny the zombies won't bother trying to eat her. They might go for her brain.. ~ah, who am I kidding? OTOH, she is so annoying the warmies might wind up killing her. Probably not a good choice.
Bill Compton has made his peace with humans by drinking True Blood. Maybe he could glamour some scientists into inventing True Brain.
Another idea might be Godzilla since he is a monster, he could be pretty objective about the whole thing.
Another way to go might be Barbie. Like Godzilla, she could also bring objectivity, she is trusted by warmies & like Coulter, pretty much inedible.
Finally there would be Some Black Guy. Because he did so well in Night of the Living Dead.
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