Terrorists Strike Green Township !

Where's the blink tag when ya need it?Green Township, a hotbed of GOP corruption in Hamilton County, Ohio, Was the subject of a bomb scare when vigilant residents noted a bomb at the intersection of Ebeneezer & Muddy Creek Roads, doubtless targeting a bridge over the Muddy Creek. The wily terrorists targeted a bridge in the middle of friggin' nowhere where there's another bridge just a quarter mile up the road. Residents cite Section 8.
Yup, Charlie's out there getting stronger while Green Township is just getting dumber.

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