An Open Letter to Woody Allen

Woody, dude, I got an idea for ya.
A comedy biography of The Blood Countess, Erzsebet Bathory.
I'm tellin' ya, it would be a laugh riot as people try to accept & rationalize the lady gradually falling into violent, blood thirsty madness.
It'd be a hoot.

yer pal, Quimbob

New Wave Hookers
Ever wondered what a pimp's office looked like? How their phones worked? There was a time when porn was fun, had some semblance of a plot & wasn't just gross, mind-numbing sex-a-thons.