Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Am I Governor Material ?

The Columbus Dispatch asked Ohio's Republican & Democtrat candidates for governor 25 questions.
How do I measure up ?
I know nothing of sports. My news gathering is pretty much local. I do grasp the concept of "fast food".
I'm wondering if Kasich's excercising & praying is along the lines of jogging while huffing & puffing, "OH GOD!"
Anyway, if this is all it takes to be governor.....

1. What book are you reading right now?
QB: Infamous Lady, The True Story Of Countess Erzsebet Bathory

2. Are you a smoker?
Ever been a smoker?
QB: no & no

3. What is your favorite fast-food restaurant (If you eat fast food)?
QB: White Castle

4. What was your first car?
QB: Pontiac Bonneville (aka The Grey Ghost)

5. Did you have a favorite childhood pet? What was its name?
QB: a cat named cat

6. Who was the best baseball player ever?
Football?
Basketball?
QB: not a clue

7. Do you personally use Facebook, MySpace or Twitter?
QB: FaceBook, MySpace no Twitter

8. Where do you get most of your news?
QB: Fishwrap, WLWT, Newsmakers, Citicable, Skrying

9. What is your favorite movie, and who are your favorite actor and actress?
QB: Blade Runner, no favorite actors & actresses

10. Have you ever smoked marijuana?
QB: yup

11. Have you used anything to color your hair?
QB: only for theatrical stuff

12. Would you rather have lunch with William Shakespeare, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Tom Clancy or Stephen King?
QB: Twain

13. What is the highest level of math you completed?
QB: Algebra II

14. Do you have a favorite NASCAR driver?
QB: no

15. How many Columbus Blue Jackets games have you seen in person?
QB: 0

16. What does your wife get on your case about?
QB: nothing - she know's what's best for her

17. Who was the best U.S. president?
QB: Gerald Ford

18. What is your preferred alcoholic beverage?
QB: beer

19. Where did you take your wife for your last anniversary?
QB: out back

20. When they make a movie about you, which actor should play you and what would be the title?
QB: Sid Haig, Paradise Lost

21. Have you ever gambled? What's your favorite casino game?
QB: yes. Dunno, they are all boring.

22. Do you have a tattoo or piercing? Please specify.
QB: no & no

23. What vegetable will you not eat?
QB: okra

24. On the rare occasion that you're alone and unscheduled on a Saturday morning, how do you spend your time?
QB: go to the cemetery

25. Do you text?
QB: no

3 comments:

CityKin said...

yes, Gerald Ford.

Teresa Shouvlin said...

What wife?

Quimbob said...

@T - you think I'd let her talk to you?