The local bus service just gave me a $20 gift certificate to a restaurant out in east fucking Jesus. There is one express route that can get me to about a mile of the place. I would have to go out around 5 PM & could return around 6:30 - 7 AM the next day. With transfers & zone fees & such it would cost about $5 & take about 3 hours round trip. The restaurant has no dining room so I would have to eat in the parking lot.
Needless to say, I am overjoyed.