Redefining the Chili Experience

A new boss at Gold Star Chili says he wants to redefine the 'chili experience' but not do anything revolutionary
I say, go ahead & be revolutionary because there's not much to redefine. I mean, Cincinnati chili does kinda redefine chili so whatha going to do?
Serve it on mashed potatoes? Make a borscht version? Add kale? Maybe switch to Coke?

Trash Talking

While not a Sittenfeld fan, this beats the hell out of Cranley's rambling, curmudgeonly mess of a press conference the other day.
Note to PG - next time, turn the camera 90°, &^#@it!

PS - Good luck with the hair Ben Gals!