Backyard Archaeology

One of the benefits of gardening is finding all sorts of weird shit in the yard.
This particular artifact, the Blogging Isn't Cool crack anthropology staff tells us, was used by ancient man in some sort of religious ritual celebrating spring.
One can only imagine the joy & happiness these people felt as the weather grew warmer & everything that grows commenced to growing again. This rare and exotic artifact just oozes with the positive energy of life.