The Coffinmaker
"I sand & sand & sand" - That's what I remember from woodworking in shop class. It's some tedious crap for a hyper teenager. But, I think I'd prefer one of these boxes than the crazy caskets they sell at funeral homes nowadays. What do I care if my body looks great in 100 years - heck, I don't care now…..
I kinda like the 'door" idea.