Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Taste of Cincinnati

This year at Taste of Cincinnat, UDF will have a booth. They will be selling beer, chips, cigarettes and $5 money orders that they will not accept. Their booth will be immediately recognizable, painted with their bright purple orange and red colors and surrounded by loitering panhandlers and teenagers.
Taste of Cincinnati is May 23-25 on 5th street between Race and Broadway.
As always, YOU WILL DIE if you go downtown.

Please note: Pets, (unless used for handicap assistance), bikes, skateboards, rollerblades, poles and sticks are prohibited in the event site during operating hours. No coolers, bottles, cans, alcoholic beverages or weapons can be brought into the event site.

What kind of town discriminates against flag waving, boozing skateboarders with shotguns ?

1 comment:

deQuadra said...

Funny stuff Mark.