Tuesday, March 01, 2011

The Reason We Absolutely Should NOT Build a Streetcar in Cincinnati !

The Altar of the Twelve Gods was built by hippies about 2,500 years ago & marked the center of Athens. Now it is covered by IPAS rail lines and as upgrades progress, elitist archaeologists want to pause construction to study what has been unearthed. This is expected to have a negative impact on commuting OU students.
The northern part of the proposed streetcar route has a vast network of underground temples dedicated to The Sausage Queen that were built thousands of years ago by nomadic Indo Germanic tribes and have all sorts of strange curses on them that could invite plague and worse if new tracks are laid into the roadbed.
Stop the madness NOW !

1 comment:

COAST said...

Glad to see you coming around to the RIGHT way of thinking.

Don't forget our Central Parkway catacombs...it won't be pleasant to reawaken the ghosts of rail boondoggles gone by.